So I was at the Obama rally in Grant Park and it was incredible. People went nuts when he won, but in a good way. He made his speech. People screamed, people jumped, people cried. And when he departed so did we. There were no riots, nobody died, nothing had to be destroyed just because something good finally happened. I heard of riots in other cities and it's pretty pitiful. Whether they agree or disagree with the outcome, how is that violence going to change the fact that a (half) black man is now President? Just shut the fuck up and be glad that, if anything, you witnessed a new piece of history.

PS - I can't wait to find out what kind of puppy they get. I FUCKING LOVE PUPPIES.