Prepare for major lolz

I bought my mom a digital picture frame for Christmas. These are the pictures I put on it.



I'm about 2 to 5 in these pictures.




Awww, happy couple. This is around when my parents first got serious.


Mullet + man makeup = DOUBLE LOLZ!!!






This is when they first started dating. There's so many hickies in this picture. Rick's gonna be so embarassed HAHAHA.




WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIRT. I hate the 90s.







Aww, me and my two cousins, Chrissy and Bobby and my Uncle Robert in the back. They have horses, obv, and would bring ponies to my birthday parties.





My grandmom. The anniversary of her death was Monday. 11 years.






And my pops.

GUESS WHO PASSED THEIR MOTHERFUCKING DRUG TEST!?!?!?!?!


HOLLAAAAAA

This is what we did last night

WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!!!2345666









FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMASSSS!!!

So I got my grades for the semester and I'm really proud of myself:

Foundations of Moving Image Art: A
Moving Image Production: A-
Biology of Human Reproduction: A
Writing and Rhetoric II: B+


My W&R number grades was an 89.1 and I mean, okay, B+ is good, and my GPA is a 3.764... but... EIGHTY NINE POINT FUCKING ONE?! I'm less than a point off of an A-. That shit's just really annoying.

Spent the past few nights with Ken and even though we argued a lot cause I'm on my period I'm always the happiest there. His mom took us out for sushi and that was the shit. Then today I hung out with my mom and that was a good time, we went to Neshaminy which was hilarious. I saw CJ for the first time in like at least four years. He invited me to see his "band" on Friday and I would've gone but I'm having a reunion with my writer biddies <3 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SEAN<33333333

OH - I visited CAPA on Monday and that was pretty interesting. Held hands with my boo Angie, went to Oregon Diner and then Dennis was gracious enough to make an appearance.


I was gonna write more but then I got caught up in being head over heels for John Waters and watching any and all interviews I could YouTube of him. My lips are chapped and my achey legs are telling me I should've been in bed hours ago.

It is really, really good to be home.

My mom is such a great person and I hate how much I took her for granted before I left. It's not that I never realized how much she does for me - I was just always a little spoiled cunt about it. Sure she's crazy, but I'm sure my insanity surpasses hers.

She picked me up from the airport. I was really upset because Ken was supposed to get me first but he ended up having to switch shifts with someone at work. Then my cousin was supposed to go with her and she ended up having to work as well. So my mom's truck pulls up and I open the back door and Ken karate chops the shit out of me and I was so scared and glad I had peed before finding my way outside. So I was really happy and talked a mile a minute during the ride home. Finally get to the apartment and opened the door and SURPRISSSEEEEE!!! Rick, Chrissy, Marc, Danielle and Holman were all here. I cried cause, sorry, I'm an emotional fucking person. It was really good to hug my cousin and cuddle my cat who I'm pretty sure doesn't know who I am anymore. We ate pizza and champagne flavored soda?!?!!!?? And I was just really happy that my mom set that all up for me. Especially cause I thought she was gonna beat the shit out of me when I got home due to some recent events that I don't feel like talking about.

Long story short - my mommy loves me lolzzzz. And I can't wait to start reuniting with all my bitches!!!! I think first stop is Angela on Monday<3333 and maybe an appearance at CAPA?!?!?!

Something interesting

In my college textbook for Biology of Human Reproduction, one of the first sentences in the Birth Control chapter is "The most reliable method of birth control is abstinence...has the added advantage of preventing transmission of sexually transmitted diseases."

Now, it does go on to talk about other things but that struck me as a little... I don't know.

I just had the sudden urge to register for a Tai Chi class. So I did.


NIGGA NEXT SEMESTERS GONNA BE THE SHIIIIIT.

This is everything I did today besides my paper:

-Checked out a camera and other equipment for someone that isn't myself.
-Watched Britney Spears: For the Record.. for maybe the fifth time.
-Rearranged my living room for the third time.
-Watched three episodes of True Life.
-Ate Toaster Strudel.
-And buttered noodles.
-And mac and cheese.
-Watched Run's House (best show ever).
-Talked to my mom.
-Talked to Ken.
-Now I'm watching "Accepted".


I can't wait to come home. I can't wait til I get this paper done. I can't wait to start working when I get back home. I can't wait to start rollin in da benjaminz. I can't wait to get a hair cut. I can't wait to get laid. I can't wait to see my frandz. I can't wait for the Writer's reunion. I can't wait to visit CAPA. I can't wait to visit Bluebond. I can't want for Philly's smog to pollute my lungs. I can't wait to eat Wawa mac and cheese. I can't wait to go to Sonic. I can't wait to see my cousin. I can't wait to start up our late night Liberty Bell visits again. I can't wait for Christmas. I can't wait to have the John Waters box set that I better be getting for Christmas. I can't wait to replace my medusa jewelry. I can't wait to visit New York with Sean. I can't wait to possibly go to Canada. I can't wait to cuddle my cat against her will. I can't wait to go home.