Classes have been so good. There's too much for me to describe every little detail but today I had my first Biology of Human Reproduction Class. I think the teacher's name is Sharon and she's left handed. I read a while ago on ratemyprofessors.com that she looks like a mix of Uma Thurman and Joan Cusack and jesus christ she does! I leaned more toward Uma though I guess since she's blonde, so the entire time I just thought of Kill Bill and wished Sharon would bust out and rip someone's head off in the midst of discussing the scientific method. Someone after class thought she looked like Courtney Love but I disagreed because she wasn't dirty enough.

Anyway, so we did bullshit introductions the last twenty minutes of class. She wrote on the board what we should say:

major, year, from, work, interesting/fav sound

This was my introduction:

Hi my name's Sabrina and I'm a freshman film major. I just moved here from Philadelphia. I'm not working now but back home I worked at Panera where I gained a lot of weight. Before that I worked at a pet store cleaning up dog shit. Interesting? Well some people think it's funny that I'm Jewish. I also play drums and was in a punk rock band back in Philly but I played violin for seven years and for some reason people think that's funny too.


Sharon laughed then asked why that would be funny and then remembered she just laughed. Everyone laughed, and I felt good because I didn't even feel like being funny. I think I spoke in monotone the entire time. Today was a lazy day so I was just too tired to care about being funny, especially since it was a night class but hurrah, I seem to be a comedic genius regardless.


I have to have a "procedure" done on my vagina and since I'm not home to see my usual GYN Lori, I have to see someone new here - David A. Baum. I googled him and someone rated him on vitals.com. All stars except on his medical school, where he lost one star. He's been practicing for 19 years and looks like this:


Creep? Eh. I don't give a shit as long as those eyebrows don't fall into my pussy.