I'M HEERRRREEEEE


We actually got here earlier than we thought. I forgot about the time difference so we gained an hour and ended up being here around 12:30.

The ride wasn't too bad. I learned a lot:

-GPSs are stupid and take you off major highways into the middle of Hickland, PA for no apparent reason. It doesn't help it's fucking 3am and there's not a single light on the streets and every street is twisty and turny and it's scary and fucking trailers in the middle of nowhere and deer popping out scaring the shit outta you and then you go AWWW IT'S A LIL BABY and then you get scared again cause you remember YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

-Ohio is made of corn and trailer parks but it's kinda pretty to look at. You wonder how anyone could ever live out there and then you get to Indiana and realize Ohio isn't half bad after noticing there's only two rest stops in the entire state. The toilets are cleaner in Ohio as well, and they have a million Paneras.

-CORN CORN CORN I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FUCKING CORN.

-"Trucker mouth" is not just a term to describe someone with a dirty mouth. I swear to god it's like a medical condition for driving FOR FUCKING EVER. I must have said motherfucker about 200 times the entire way.

-Minivans are the shit. They're so big and comfy and really smooth ride. It feels like your going 20 and then you realize you're going 80 when you get pulled over by a cop 3.3 miles away from the fucking hotel.


So yeah, we got here mad early and I was pissed cause we weren't supposed to check in til 3 and there was no fucking way I was sitting around any longer. I was sticky and gross and hungry and my bladder was like "lolz I don't think I like you that much anymore." But it just so happened that they JUST finished cleaning our room and I was like YES A BED AND A BATHROOM. So we all showered and then went to Eleven City Diner which is where we went last time. Jewy McJewland<3 I had the best veggie burger ever. It wasn't no frozen bullshit, they hand made it with what seemed like squash and soy beans and they put avocado on top and toasted the bun ever so slightly (can you tell I'm hungry?) And we had cheese fries and then when Ken went to pee I had the waitress get cake and I'm liek "Please sing happy birthday, I want to embarrass him so bad" and she's like k so he sits down and she's creeping up behind him for like five minutes and then jumps and grabs him and says happy birthday SO LOUD and he got so scared it was fucking hilarious. So we ate the most delicious cake made with pure cocoa and FUCK I'M HUNGRY.

So after that we were gonna walk around but we ate too much and were so tired cause it was kind of impossible to sleep more than an hour at a time during the ride. So we turned around after walking a block. The plan was to go swimming and relax. I laid down just for a minute - this was around 3:30 - and then BAM next thing I know it's almost 8. Best nap ever, I never needed a nap so bad.

So we've just been lazing around since then, I pooped a lot and mapquested Wal-Mart. They have the cutest bike there for mad cheap so I'ma hit that shit up tomorrow. HOLLAHOLLA.