This past few days have been the shit.

Wednesday was my last day at Panera.
Thursday we got yearbooks. It was also my first day on time to school in god knows how long. I peaced right after yearbookland with Tbates and we hit up Oregon Diner just before GETTING MY MEDUSA BACK YES YES YES.

Technically it's a "vertical labret" since it's, uh, vertical, but it looks exactly the same as the medusa except there's a little tiny silver plate poking out of the bottom of my top lip. Once healing is complete I'll be able to get smaller jewelry and the silver plate will be barely noticeable.

That night I also started taking the rest of my dreads out. There's a chunk still left in the back, but it's not even noticeable when I pull my hair back. Felicia's coming back Monday to finish.

Hung out with Mama Dukes today. Had the BEST FUCKING OMELETTE EVER at Ihop. Then Oxford Valley where I bought (this is the part where I'm materialistic) some diamond plugs for prom since my mom wants me to look respectable and some flip flops with a big gaudy sparkly skull on em and a Dead Kennedys shirt and some really comfy soft flip flops and prom shoes and new giant sunglasses and a tin of 100 fake tattoos. Then Wal Mart where I got underwear and... A FUCKING BATHING SUIT THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE. It's literally the only bathing suit I've ever had that I liked. It's got some fat support in it so my flab doesn't explode and a skirt to cover my thighgross and it's off the hook. Ken's mom is getting a pool tomorrow so I can't wait to show off. Then my mom took me and the man meat to sushi and they bonded while I got annoyed a lot because everyone hates when they're mom actually likes their boyfriend, right? Then we went back to Ken's and he showed off his "studio" to her. We sat in the air conditioning for a while before coming home to a sauna because my parents don't believe in air conditioning. I dyed my green stripe blonde and now I'm basking in my own filth (regardless that I took a shower an hour ago).



ANYWAY. Things are good. Show and Bre's party tomorrow. Prom Thursday. Show Friday AT THE TROC!!!! Shore for the weekend. Tbates and Marg Marg's grad party that sunday, then Graduation and Camp Laughing Waters the week after that.