I've noticed ever since going vegetarian I don't poop as much. I can never recall when I poop, and at least once a week I feel constipated. Now, you know when you're about to take like, a lethal shit, and you get those warm lethal farts? Well I had those ALL weekend, but every time I took a seat on the throne - NOTHING.

Today I went to my cousin's to start taking my dreads out. We got about half done, but if you count the clump we're gonna have to cut out, then it might be 75%. Anyway, her roommate Marc stopped by Wawa and brought back a half gallon of chocolate milk for me (my period's next week and chocolate milk seems to be this month's craving).

NOTE: I'm lactose intolerant.

So I downed the shit out of that chocolate milk and SHAZAAAM, I'm pretty sure I pooped out everything that's been stuck up there for the past however many months I've been meatless. IT WAS AWESOME.



Oh yeah, and it's my birthday. Eighteen. Oh.